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四大傻人:恋爱不成上吊的, 没病没灾吃药的, 合同签成无效的, 看着手机傻笑的.

四大土:手机戴套, 传呼戴铐, 男人穿背心, 女人戴胸罩.

四大惹不起:喝酒不吃菜, 光膀扎领带, 乳房露在外, 骑自行车80迈.

四大喜事:聊天遇知己, 逛街遇网友, 手机单收费, 情人你高兴.

四大悲:久旱逢甘雨,一滴;他乡遇故知,债主;洞房花烛夜,隔壁;金榜提名时,重名.

四大腻歪:请客没人到, BB机没人叫, 媳妇不让闹, 要闹还得戴上套.

四大虚:老板的肾, 某官的稿, 小姐的眼泪, 统计局的表.

四大闲:大款的老婆, 领导的钱, 下岗职工, 调研员.

四知:到了北京才知道官小, 到了上海才知道楼小, 到了深圳才知道钱少, 到了包厢才知道老婆老.

四讲:上午讲正气, 中午讲义气, 下午讲手气, 晚上讲力气.

四大“不能说”:牛市被套, 小蜜被泡, 赃款被盗, 伟哥失效.

四大祸根:酒是穿肠毒药, 色是刮骨钢刀, 气是下山猛虎, 钱是惹祸的根苗.

四货:二十岁的男人是期货, 三十岁的男人是抢手货, 四十岁的男人是现货, 五十岁的男人是跳楼货.

四怕:怕小姐有病, 怕情人怀孕, 怕群众写信, 怕老婆自尽.

四花:一等男人家外有花, 二等男人家外找花, 三等男人四处乱抓, 四等男人下班回家.

四“睡”:乞丐睡觉是地睡, 和老婆睡觉是纳税, 和情人睡觉是偷税, 和小姨子睡觉是增值睡.

四鬼:晚上下班回家是穷鬼, 晚上9点回家是酒鬼, 晚上12点回家是色鬼, 凌晨4点回家是赌鬼.

* 全球四匹狼:色狼克林顿, 野狼萨达姆, 饿狼普京, 家狼陈水扁。

* 男人四大傻:下班就回家, 挣钱自己花, 吃饭点龙虾, 给小姐留电话.

* 男人四大年龄:二十是奔腾, 三十是微软, 四十是松下, 五十是联想.

* 天下哥们四铁:一铁是一起同过窗, 二铁是一起扛过枪, 三铁是一起嫖过娼, 四铁是一起分过赃.

四大希望:家里有个做饭的, 办公室有个好看的, 身边有个犯贱的, 远方有个想念的.

四大愿望:娶老婆应娶小昭, 交朋友应是令狐冲, 做男儿最好做乔峰, 出来混还得韦小宝.

四大无奈:陪老婆乏味, 找小姐太贵, 搞情人太累, 不结婚最实惠.

女人四大理想:男人头壳都坏掉, 每天给我送钞票, 还要排队任我挑, 自己一直不会老. 四等美女:一等美女漂洋过海, 二等美女深圳珠海, 三等美女北京上海, 四等美女等待下海.

四恋的样子:初恋就像一见钟情, 热恋就像以身相许, 留恋就像百依百顺, 失恋就像你东我西.

四项基本守则:喝酒基本靠送, 抽烟基本靠供, 工资基本不动, 老婆基本不用.

婚姻新四制:打破老婆终身制, 实行小姨股份制, 引入小姐竞争制, 推广情人合同制?
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1573.HK(WWW.1573.HK)是一家专业从事互联网应用服务的高新技术企业

目前,有数据表明,90%的企业网站选择拟主机作为网站空间,虚拟主机现已成为最主要的建网手段,虚拟主机已经成为众多企业建网的首选方式,名列前茅的地区依旧为北京、上海和广东,西南、东北、华中等地区也呈现出稳定增长的趋势,民营企业以超过55.96%的比例成为应用虚拟主机最广泛的企业类型。对于当前国内服务商力推高端虚拟主机的做法,专家表示赞同。专家认为,中国的电子商务时代已真正来临,“CN域名一元体验活动”的带动下,“花架子虚拟主机必然最终被淘汰出局,而真正符合用户应用需求的虚拟主机将迅速增长。各服务商都应该紧抓这种变化带来的机遇,有针对地开发产品、技术、服务,不能顺应市场发展走向的服务商将被淘汰出局。
   
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1st day-off for Duanwu revives tradition

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BEIJING - Beijing office worker Li Bingshuang celebrated the annual traditional Chinese Dragon Boat Festival, or Duanwu Festival, on Sunday, by rowing a boat with friends and having a picnic at the well-known Summer Palace.
On the rented boat at the park which ancient emperors and royal families used to enjoy play, Li and friends chatted and played cards under the summer sunshine.
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"As ancestors commemorated the existence of a very famous Chinese poet Qu Yuan on the day by performing dragon boating and making zongzi, we do similar activities to observe the day," said the 26-year-old who had spent hours to prepare the picnic food. This included zongzi, pyramid-shaped dumpling made of glutinous rice wrapped in bamboo or reed leaves eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month.
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Li said she felt at ease to plan the holiday as in all, she had three days off for the festival. "It has been long time for me not to stop to smell the flower and completely relax myself."
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Previously, Li worked over the festival day as most Chinese did, especially when the day fell on weekdays; there had been no day off allowed on one of the most important traditional occasions of the nation.

On December 16, the State Council, China's Cabinet, revised the nation's official holiday schedule to add three traditional festivals - "Tomb-Sweeping Day," "Dragon Boat Festival" and "Mid-Autumn Festival" - in response to public demand. It also changed the length of other holidays.

"We have time to celebrate now, or at least have time to ponder what the festival means, and in what way we observe it," Li told Xinhua.

Like most of China's post-1980's generation, Li has been more attracted to the modern society than toward traditional ideas.

She only learned about the festival from school textbooks and in her more than 20 years of life, she never celebrated such an occasion except by eating zongzi bought from the supermarket.

But this year, she made the zongzi together with her friends. "We have time this year due to the holiday," she said.

The Dragon Boat Festival, named after the traditional activities for the holiday, is observed in many other East Asian nations as well.

People usually eat zongzi, drink wine and race dragon boats.

Traditionally, the day commemorated the anniversary of the death of patriotic poet Qu Yuan, a minister during the Warring States Period (475-221 B.C.). Out of despair, he committed suicide by drowning himself in the Miluo River in central Hunan Province after his nation was conquered.

Local people felt so grieved that they threw wrapped rice balls into the river nearly immediately to feed the fish so that his body would not be eaten by them.

Locals were said to use reed leaves grown by the river as covers to wrap the glutinous rice balls.

Boats were also paddled out to scare the fish away so that Qu's body could be retrieved. This was believed to be the origin of dragon boat racing.

Folklorist Ji Lianhai said there were other meanings behind the festival as well. Traditionally, Chinese considered themselves as offspring of dragons, and the festival was created as a means of communication with Chinese ancestor, such as the dragon boat and zongzi presented to the imaginary animal.

As the festival ushered in a hot summer, people invented many ways to prevent diseases, such as drinking realgar wine. "The day should also be made as an occasion to spread knowledge of the traditional Chinese medicine," Ji added.

At present, he said, the nation attached much importance to the value of patriotism embodied in poet Qu and called for carrying on his spirit of safeguarding national interests when the country faces disaster.

Ji suggested that communities should hold more activities for people to be aware of the holiday and let the one-day off become more meaningful. CHERISHING TRADITIONS

Kiran Gautam, managing editor of the "Naya Nepal Post," told Xinhua via e-mail that to revive traditions more younger generations of people should be involved in preserving culture.

"Culture always unite people,"   Gautam said, adding the Dragon Boat Festival was typical of China, a country which had a long history of more than 5,000 years, and that it should be well protected.

Sometimes people could not know more about a traditional festival until they got a national holiday for it, he said.

"The new holiday measure will surely encourage young generations to celebrate the festival and understand the unknown culture and history behind it and past it on to the next generation," Gautam said.

After watching a dragon boat race years ago in Hong Kong, David Jones, managing editor of "The Washington Times," was impressed to see the way that "a very old tradition had been retained and incorporated into the life of such a modern and progressive society".

Learning the story of why the eye was painted onto the dragon boat helped him to understand better the traditions of Chinese culture, said Jones via e-mail, adding he hoped the holiday would help to reinvigorate the festival.

"As globalization tends to make everything in the world more the same,it is important to preserve these traditions that make each society unique," he said.

Korean people are more nostalgic as the the Republic of Korea (ROK)  successfully registered the festival with UNESCO's intangible cultural heritage in 2004, prior to China.

Chen Qinjian, a professor of the East China Normal University, said the traditions of the festival were much better protected in ROK, and Chinese began to be more aware of tradition preservation recently.

Hunan Province has proposed to apply for the UNESCO status for the Chinese traditions of the festival and the birthplace of poet Qu.

"The research work for the application is going to be enormous, but that helps the nation to cherish traditions," said Chen.

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